What is it that all people value the most and any business can deliver?

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[chimo]

Dear all,

I'm a university student working on my research project trying to develop a truly 'Socio-Environmental-Entrepreneurial' business model. I wonder if any of you would be kind enough to respond to my 5 open-ended survey questions. It will take you only 10 to 15 minutes to complete the survey and I would greatly appreciate your contribution. The survey can be accessed from:
<< Please note I've only trialled the questionnaire and the survey is now closed >>

Cheers,

            Chimo.

[squadron]

Dude, we are busy people with the attention span of a knat.

If the survey took 30 - 50 seconds you would get much better quality answers and a much bigger and better sample.

Ever notice how the surveys you hear about on TV take, like 15 seconds to answer?

There's a reason for that. How long do people actually think when in the ballot box?

We just don't have the time. The people who do have time are freaks and will skew your data towards a social science degree.

We are average, we are lazy, we are comparatively stupid. Get with the programme Chimo !

Dude, dumb it down, respect our time and get real data.

Here I am, I click on the link and I read:

Heuristics and Hermeneutics for "Socio-Environmnetal-Entrepreneurial" Business Modelling

I'm getting a raging stiffy just contemplating completing this survey

Get my point? Want to do something worthwhile?

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This is a freaking joke. Cop this question:

1)   Thinking about all people, I want you to list 10 to 15 the most important values that matter the most for every human living anywhere in the world, whilst the following criteria have to be met:

    * your identified values have to be important to any people in the world, no matter what their race, age, sex, religion is
    * your identified values have to go beyond basic human needs to live
    * your identified values have to be relevant also in the future, as far as you can think of (e.g. 10, 20, 50 years in the future)
    * your identified values have to be able to be created, delivered, and maintained by any business operating anywhere in the world


WTF are you trying to ask? The people in the forum eat babies for breakfast and use chain-saws to make their morning teas. We are really nice people, but we will rip your beating heart from your chest and flaunt it in your face if you try to waste our time under the blanket of academic research.

I'm really tempted to start drafting a Ph.D thesis titled: "The Abuse of Social Media for Social Research and the Impact on the Credibility for Australian Tertiary Institutions"

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.

[benny]

 

Oh and welcome to the forum!

[chimo]

Dude, we are busy people with the attention span of a knat.

If the survey took 30 - 50 seconds you would get much better quality answers and a much bigger and better sample.

We just don't have the time. The people who do have time are freaks and will skew your data towards a social science degree.

Dude, dumb it down, respect our time and get real data.

Thank you for your post squadron...well, perhaps I'm at the wrong forum or asking for 2 much. Perhaps my topic is not interesting enough 4 people to make them willing to participate. Perhaps if I asked if you people prefer having sex in the afternoon rather than at nite time I would get more responses 

My questionnaire is asking people to think and that's what majority of people don't want 2 do...they rather say they're busy and wasting their time on the internet or doing whatever 

Thank u for your comments and the time u spent responding 2 my post, I think u spent half of the time u would need to complete my survey questions, but I got yr point 

PS: My project is a qualitative research, I'm not counting sheeps eating grass in front of the parliament house, therefore in 30 to 50 seconds (as u suggessted) I would sertainly not get any quality answer 

[chimo]

Thank u for yr kind welcoming note benny! As I stated above, I'm probably at the wrong forum. I used 2 contribute 2 AdultShop discussion forum ; check it out, it's more fun in there than here




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[benny]

Oops better watch your spelling there, Chimo. You'll get a fail!

[OzSoapbox]

I find it hard to believe a bunch of online sex crazed perverts are going to be any more interested in Socio-Environmental-Entrepreneurial' business models then the people on this forum.

Unless Socio-Environmental-Entrepreneurial' business model doesn't mean what I think it means...

[Anonymum]

Far too many big words for my taste.

I'm not a fool by anybody's standards, but if this is what I'm going to see when I click the link, then I'm staying all of a nano second.

Heuristics and Hermeneutics for "Socio-Environmnetal-Entrepreneurial" Business Modelling

Sorry, but this is a blogging forum after all.
 

[Evan]

I think Squadron's reply took more than 50 seconds to write (unless he types VERY fast).

[Evan]

I'll have a go at replying tomorrow.

I think the target audience is academic.  For bloggers it may be relevant to ask which of the values they espouse are universal and how they are manifested in their business.

I'm not sure that any business will be able to incarnate all the universal values.  Different businesses for different values I expect.  But I'll have a think about this.

[chimo]

I'll have a go at replying tomorrow.

Thank you for your kind response Evan and the time you spent completing my survey, I greatly appreciated it. Your answers were relevant to my study 

[chimo]

Thank u 2 all people who had visited the link and spent some time thinking about the questions. The survey is now closed since I was only trialling the questionnaire.

One again, thank you for your shoved interest and visiting my survey. I wish u all the best!

Ch.