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[Nomesque]

Ever been amused, perplexed or just plain bemused at the search terms people use to find your blog?

My favourite for today is "fortune cupcake". I mean, who searches for THAT?    :lol6:

[Ian]

I've been getting a lot of "nude Hermione".  There seems to be a lot of interest in seeing Miss Grainger naked, so perhaps JK Rowling could work that into the (rumoured) next Harry Potter novel. 

[Mistress B]

I've gotten a couple of hits from people looking for info about beetroot! lol

[Snoskred]

The top search this week seems to be Morten Harket naked, which I apparently rank #1 for..

Believe me, this is not something I set out to achieve. I understand why they are searching for it, truly I do, but I don't happen to have it or know where to find it. Sorry ladies! However I do know there's a video of him snorkelling in speedos somewhere on you tube.

I noticed another funny one which I've managed to rank #4 for - brian johnson sounds like elmo

People are still looking for prince harry family jewels which I'm #3 for.

And this is somewhat scary - how to catch red belly black snake

My advice - call a snake catcher! These things are venomous, people!

[Nomesque]

ROTFL

While they're all good so far, I think Snoskred is winning...

[Lani]

The only funny one I've had (on my personal blog) and I get versions of it over and over again is...

"how to get your mate's mum into bed"

[Nomesque]

The only funny one I've had (on my personal blog) and I get versions of it over and over again is...

"how to get your mate's mum into bed"

:lol6:

[FormerAdmin]

The only funny one I've had (on my personal blog) and I get versions of it over and over again is...

"how to get your mate's mum into bed"

Hi Lani,

my favourites (looking at the Analytics account for Facibus On Blogging) are:
amateur topless
donkeys killing people
megan goode topless
beware sex woman.com

Weirdos

Cheers, Andrew

[Mistress B]

 :lol6:

funny stuff!

[Snoskred]

You know, if they're looking for amateur topless, shouldn't you give them a few shots of yourself topless? 

The demand is there, clearly  :yes: :yes:

[miscmum]

Boobs, nipples, 'hot mum aussie'.

You know. The usual...

[Leigh]

I have started getting quite a few hits Goat bras. Had no idea there was a market for them.

[goatlady]

I used to rank quite highly for "anal retentive". hmmm... fortunately no longer.

[jeanie]

I once got a search for "Plastic Bowling Ball Cleaning Jeanie" and the usual boobs and mothers combinations - but I remain your girl for Croatian Lullabies, Queening, lyrics for obscure 80s songs (I tend to use them as titles), Holes in Buckets and Folding Fitted Sheets...

[Riayn]

I have gotten some strange ones;

gay physio
evil duck
buddy devil
Cats dancing in the tub (which I don't actually have on my blog)

[Kin]

The funniest one I remember is friends slightly cracked

Well, yes they are, but don't tell them that 

[Mistress B]

Todays was BBQ'd beets

[Sephyroth]

I've got the market somewhat cornered for dilana nude.

One day, I decided that I'd post a picture of her nude - that is, her face which, really, isn't nude with the studs in her lower lip. Either way, I still think she's good looking. :wink2:

[Nomesque]

Today I got 'ugly curse' I hope they enjoy the read!

[macgirvin]

Oh gee, don't even get me started...

sheet music star wars on the alto saxaphone free nude

russian sks accuracy {...shoots like a weathervane}

building a neutron gun

Plenipotentiary Burundi

1952 bored weatherman hudson bay word

hotels in antarctica

neurosis euphoniums  {thousands of hits}

broken guitar neck can I still play {seriously doubt it}

aphrodisiac beer {thousands of hits}

{the Russian word (in Russian) for bodacious tatas that probably won't make it through the input filter}

Hillary Clinton nude {why oh why...}

I have so much fun looking through the search logs that I made a page of the most recent queries available to website members - so that everybody could get a good chuckle.
 

[Nomesque]

ROTFL

Thanks for contributing, ppl, this is even more amusing than I thought it'd be...

[Mistress B]

well so far today we have

free kids prank calls
fishing boobies

**shakes head**

[Meg]

Some of the latest:

unique names for soup
do all men perve on women
fat celebs over christmas
facebook boobs
"Entertaining Pros"
Never Leave Home without Lipgloss
what does the tooth fairy do?
is chrissy amphlett pregnant

[jeanie]

Not a funny one, but I had a post recently about a friend's death and had used the word "etiquette" in the same post.  I have had many googles about the etiquette of death - which is quite sad - surely someone should do a proper "how to" post and give these people a path.

[Kelley]

I get nothing.  Searches for Magneto bold too and THAT IS IT!

Considering the content of my blog, I would have thought I would get some rather raunchy or at least weird searches....

I wonder why?  Perhaps Google has banned me. he he he