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[Mistress B]

Can I have a dirty weekend with my husband


Why yes. Yes you can. 

[therinofandor]

"collaborative team teaching sucks"

Some teacher-librarian out there is having a bad day! Luckily they found my uplifting blog! (The "sucks" bit only came up because a previous post of mine mentioned a famous Star Trek episode with a blood-sucking cloud creature.)

[rhubarb]

A new gem today. "can water pressure make pipes whine"

Well, that explains the hit on the renovation pages...!

[Nomesque]

I just HAD to resurrect this thread to mention:

i got an alien pregnant

 

And you want my help HOW?

[leechbabe]

normality is relative

Yes, yes it is.

why a flat stool sample

That I do not know but I can tell you how to collect a stool sample.

[leechbabe]

curried shortbread

What the heck?  Curried shortbread, ick.

[Nomesque]

Blurk, Leech.

[Lightening]

I was just looking at mine and got:

4 hour gym session

Gosh!  Even I'm not THAT stupid!!!!

and

don't you look good naked

because I put naked pictures of myself on my blog?????

[hectopascal]

My gosh, I just discovered this thread and can't stop laughing at what people are searching for Don't really have anything as funny as what you guys have posted though..... maybe I need to raunch up my blog

[Anonymum]

My latest post has the word nipples in it and my stats have gone nuts!!!

Seems there are hundreds of people searching for nipples!

Who knew??

[CrystalsQuest]

I just decided to go over my report.  Eye opening indeed!

The most obscure things people have found me on this month:

"solitary roach" - I do have a post on how mine fake death, but who searches in quotes for these things?  I also had a hit for 'do roaches come back to life?', 'sleeping cockroaches' and 'why do i have roaches all of a sudden?' - no idea my little offhander would bring so much traffic!
'1 meter dominos chokolate' - no idea how that got there.  Nothing relevant in the site.  I'm sure there isn't!
'afunnysite' - apparently I'm the mecca of people allergic to the spacebar.
'bird intelligences articles in december 2008' - My bird intelligence article was a few months before that, but anyway
'chritsmas bloat' - sic.  Pardon the pun.
'day 26 is broke' - I have done a few 30 day trials, but ??
'deviantart dmt being' - again, ???  I'm not admitting to ANYTHING on this one!
'quandary by robert frost' - ok, I admit I put quotes in some posts, but "stopping by woods on a snowy evening" is not called "quandary"
'my boyfriend won't wake up early' - well, my 30 day trial of getting up early myself might or might not help. I personally enjoy my time when he sleeps in!!!
'using "power tips"' - hmm.  Wonder what they were actually looking for tips on!?!
'why does my body feel clogged up?' - no doubt they got sent to my "Post Christmas de-bloating" post
'will humanity evolve into a larger consciousness' - I actually do have an article touching on this, believe it or not, talking about the internet & social media.  I just never expected anyone to search on it, and finally:
'year 3 quest' - absolutely no idea again.

This was cool fun!  Apparently the world really wants to know about possum cockroaches, clogged up bodies, chocolate and funny stuff.  Hmm.  Think I should write a post on "power tips for chocolate-coating a sleeping cockroach so it gets all clogged up"? 

[cobwebhead]

I just have to say that this is one damn funny thread.

The most obscure search term pointing to my blog is:

"kids chewing erasers"

I have surprisingly had a fair few people looking for:

"Pope hat admirer"

[goatlady]

"Pope hat admirer"

lol, who *isn't* a pope hat admirer? I know I am

[cobwebhead]

My latest post has the word nipples in it and my stats have gone nuts!!!

Seems there are hundreds of people searching for nipples!

I tested this theory by including something about nipples in my posts for two days in a row. The result: the top search term that brings visitors to my site is now 'Aussie nipple".

[Ian]

"Pope hat admirer"

lol, who *isn't* a pope hat admirer? I know I am

I'd get around in a pope hat all the time if I knew where to buy one 

[Anonymum]

My latest post has the word nipples in it and my stats have gone nuts!!!
Seems there are hundreds of people searching for nipples!

I tested this theory by including something about nipples in my posts for two days in a row. The result: the top search term that brings visitors to my site is now 'Aussie nipple".

It's a winner for sure!!!

I'm still getting hits over a week later....

[emilyj]

I've gotten some weired ones like:
doris day, kill chill, and teste

[goatlady]

I just found "bound gagged ticklish girls" as a reported search term on my wacken festival blog. I am disturbed in ways I really don't want to explore. I can't imagine how that ended up on there.

[Annabel Candy]

This is hilarious, I'm glad it's not just me who find it funny. I even wrote a post about mine:
http://inthehotspot.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/search-engine-terms-for-blogging/
But my fave was "handsome man on beach" - they found a photo of my husband so I hope they weren't disappointed. I'm going to take more pics of him now and label them "handsome man "on mountain", "handsome man swimming" etc for lucky searchers!

[leechbabe]

Weird search term for today

love song with the word pizza in it

[goatlady]

Weird search term for today

love song with the word pizza in it

Not only a wierd search term but a fascinating question. IS there a love song with the word pizza in it?

Pizza is hard to rhyme.

It was really hard to meet ya
so I'm taking you out for pizza?

[leechbabe]

I like it.  As my husband well knows I will do almost anything for good pizza (mind you it has to be *good* pizza )

That search term hit my blog because of two recent posts I did about Heidi's Pizza Song

#1 - http://leechbabe.wordpress.com/2009/06/26/the-pizza-song/

#2 - http://leechbabe.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/songs/