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« on: January 02, 2008, 03:56:52 PM »
Ever been amused, perplexed or just plain bemused at the search terms people use to find your blog?

My favourite for today is "fortune cupcake". I mean, who searches for THAT?  rshocked  lol6
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2008, 04:04:10 PM »
I've been getting a lot of "nude Hermione".  There seems to be a lot of interest in seeing Miss Grainger naked, so perhaps JK Rowling could work that into the (rumoured) next Harry Potter novel.  rgrin
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2008, 04:12:21 PM »
I've gotten a couple of hits from people looking for info about beetroot! lol
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2008, 04:28:51 PM »
The top search this week seems to be Morten Harket naked, which I apparently rank #1 for..

Believe me, this is not something I set out to achieve. rwink I understand why they are searching for it, truly I do, but I don't happen to have it or know where to find it. Sorry ladies! However I do know there's a video of him snorkelling in speedos somewhere on you tube. rwink

I noticed another funny one which I've managed to rank #4 for - brian johnson sounds like elmo

People are still looking for prince harry family jewels which I'm #3 for.

And this is somewhat scary - how to catch red belly black snake

My advice - call a snake catcher! These things are venomous, people!
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2008, 04:58:50 PM »
ROTFL

While they're all good so far, I think Snoskred is winning...
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2008, 06:07:11 PM »
The only funny one I've had (on my personal blog) and I get versions of it over and over again is...

"how to get your mate's mum into bed"
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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2008, 06:11:12 PM »
Quote from: LaniGiesen on January 02, 2008, 06:07:11 PM
The only funny one I've had (on my personal blog) and I get versions of it over and over again is...

"how to get your mate's mum into bed"
lol6
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2008, 06:16:55 PM »
Quote from: LaniGiesen on January 02, 2008, 06:07:11 PM
The only funny one I've had (on my personal blog) and I get versions of it over and over again is...

"how to get your mate's mum into bed"

Hi Lani,

my favourites (looking at the Analytics account for Facibus On Blogging) are:
amateur topless
donkeys killing people
megan goode topless
beware sex woman.com

Weirdos rsmiley

Cheers, Andrew
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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2008, 06:57:33 PM »
 lol6

funny stuff!
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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2008, 07:47:34 PM »
You know, if they're looking for amateur topless, shouldn't you give them a few shots of yourself topless?  rgrin rgrin

The demand is there, clearly  yes yes 001_tt2
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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2008, 08:00:05 PM »
Boobs, nipples, 'hot mum aussie'.

You know. The usual...
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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2008, 08:58:06 PM »
I have started getting quite a few hits Goat bras. Had no idea there was a market for them.
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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2008, 09:13:07 PM »
I used to rank quite highly for "anal retentive". hmmm... fortunately no longer.
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2008, 11:45:59 PM »
I once got a search for "Plastic Bowling Ball Cleaning Jeanie" and the usual boobs and mothers combinations - but I remain your girl for Croatian Lullabies, Queening, lyrics for obscure 80s songs (I tend to use them as titles), Holes in Buckets and Folding Fitted Sheets...
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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2008, 10:22:19 AM »
I have gotten some strange ones;

gay physio
evil duck
buddy devil
Cats dancing in the tub (which I don't actually have on my blog)
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« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2008, 10:27:29 AM »
The funniest one I remember is friends slightly cracked

Well, yes they are, but don't tell them that  rwink
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« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2008, 12:59:40 PM »
Todays was BBQ'd beets
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« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2008, 01:46:14 PM »
I've got the market somewhat cornered for dilana nude.

One day, I decided that I'd post a picture of her nude - that is, her face which, really, isn't nude with the studs in her lower lip. Either way, I still think she's good looking. wink2
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« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2008, 01:50:33 PM »
Today I got 'ugly curse' rcheesy I hope they enjoy the read!
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« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2008, 02:55:20 PM »
Oh gee, don't even get me started...

sheet music star wars on the alto saxaphone free nude

russian sks accuracy {...shoots like a weathervane}

building a neutron gun

Plenipotentiary Burundi

1952 bored weatherman hudson bay word

hotels in antarctica

neurosis euphoniums  {thousands of hits}

broken guitar neck can I still play {seriously doubt it}

aphrodisiac beer {thousands of hits}

{the Russian word (in Russian) for bodacious tatas that probably won't make it through the input filter}

Hillary Clinton nude {why oh why...}

I have so much fun looking through the search logs that I made a page of the most recent queries available to website members - so that everybody could get a good chuckle.
 
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« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2008, 03:05:49 PM »
ROTFL

Thanks for contributing, ppl, this is even more amusing than I thought it'd be...
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« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2008, 01:26:42 PM »
well so far today we have

free kids prank calls
fishing boobies

**shakes head**
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« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2008, 02:15:43 PM »
Some of the latest:

unique names for soup
do all men perve on women
fat celebs over christmas
facebook boobs
"Entertaining Pros"
Never Leave Home without Lipgloss
what does the tooth fairy do?
is chrissy amphlett pregnant
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« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2008, 12:19:56 AM »
Not a funny one, but I had a post recently about a friend's death and had used the word "etiquette" in the same post.  I have had many googles about the etiquette of death - which is quite sad - surely someone should do a proper "how to" post and give these people a path.
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« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2008, 12:57:09 PM »
I get nothing.  Searches for Magneto bold too and THAT IS IT!

Considering the content of my blog, I would have thought I would get some rather raunchy or at least weird searches....