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A few weeks ago I was lucky enough to spend a couple of days in the Great Ocean Road region of Victoria. Apart from the scenery which is truly exquisite, I was impressed with the quality of dining in the region.

We stayed and dined at Aire Valley Guest House in Horden Vale. It is located just west of Apollo Bay on the Great Ocean Road. The first thing that you notice about the food at Aire Valley Guest House is the freshness, which should really be no surprise as the majority of the vegetables, fruit and herbs are picked straight from the garden before cooking.

A cooked breakfast complete with eggs from the hens that roam freely on the property and tomato and spinach from the garden was delicious. They also support local producers with beautiful locally made jams and a range of Prickly Moses beers.

In the warmer months, dining can be had on the balcony as pictured above, but as it was still quite cool in the evenings we ate in the homely dining room.

Closer to Melbourne and slightly off the Great Ocean Road itself is Bellbrae Harvest (20 minutes inland from Torquay). The setting of this restaurant is quite serene. We had not booked so had to sit inside the restaurant as opposed to the lovely terraced area. This however still afforded beautiful views over the property, including the ducks and geese on the large pond.

Although not growing the produce it cooks on the property, Bellbrae does pride itslef from sourcing much of its food from the local region, for example butter from Warnambool, specialty bread from Geelong etc.

The service was excellent, professional but with friendliness and if one was so inclined they have an impressive wine list which the staff knew well.

We only had a couple of days along the Great Ocean Road and there would still have been more wonderful dining to sample. Some other places that come highly recommend in the area were:

Chris’s at Beacon Point - Apollo Bay
A La Grecque - Airey’s Inlet

Do you have any favourite establishments from the area to add to this list?

Photo by The Noodleater

I’m pretty sure that in every country there’s a food peculiar to just that place. In Australia, it’s Vegemite. Vegemite is a savoury spread that as the example in the picture above shows, we put on toast, crumpets, and savoury biscuits etc.

It has an unusual flavour and if you haven’t grown up with it, it’s not something that you’ll probably like. I know I’ve asked many people that have moved here if they’ve tried Vegemite. More often than not if they have tried it, they don’t like it.

As written in an Illawarra Mercury news article about people new to Australia:

‘They wrapped themselves in Australian flags, plastered their faces in flag tattoos and munched on lamingtons - but one Aussie tradition repeatedly got the snub.

“They’re turning their noses up at the Vegemite, but they want the Tim Tams,” said Ronelle Peardon from her Everything Aussie Festival stall.’

I could get completely sidetracked here and talk about how lovely Tim Tam biscuits are, but I’ll save that for another time. Back to Vegemite.

I don’t eat Vegemite a whole lot so a jar will last a fairly long time in my house, but it’s great to have because sometimes Vegemite on toast is just the thing to get a savoury fix.

Luckily for Australians living overseas many places sell it. I know I was able to get it in London when I lived there (I had to get Tim Tams sent to me though). Similar looking spreads like Marmite are quite different in taste and I’ve never acquired a liking for Marmite.

If you’re a person who hasn’t grown up with Vegemite, do you eat it? If you have tried it, did you like it?

Whenever I visit with people I’m amazed by how much tea and coffee people drink. In an average week I’ll have a coffee after swimming 3 days a week, and maybe the odd cup of tea first thing in the morning. Especially if it’s cold.

Tea especially seems to be very common among my family and friends. And apparently I’m out of step with all the protocols surrounding tea-making.

See, according to my family, walking in the general direction of the kitchen, even if your actual path takes you nowhere near the kitchen, or past the kitchen, is always noted with the comment “are you putting the kettle on?” which is of course for everyone else, yes. Me? Not so much.

But I do it. Because I’m nice like that.

And then there comes the next part. Apparently, putting the kettle on doesn’t just mean putting the kettle on. It means putting the kettle on, checking with everyone in the house whether they want tea/coffee/hot chocolate and the appropriate milk/sugar ratio. Then, waiting around until the kettle has boiled, and preparing everyone’s hot drink of choice, regardless of whether you’re having one yourself or not.

Sometimes it’s just easier to sit tight and wait until someone else gets up to run to the toilet

So is anyone else’s house like that? Or is it just my twisted family?

In just a few weeks, my partner and I will be flying out for our first overseas holiday – in fact, our first holiday of pretty much any description – in around seven years. We’re going to Poland, Slovenia, Italy and finally to Germany for Wacken Open Air, the world’s largest open air heavy metal festival.

We’ll only be gone for three weeks, but they will be jam-packed weeks for sure!

In Poland, we’re going to be visiting some of my partner’s relatives. We’ll also be visiting friends in Slovenia. This means a lot of good things, but it also means one big headache: finding suitable, lightweight, inexpensive gifts from Australia for people we don’t know particularly well.

Setting off to look in tourist shops, we thought… it can’t be that bad. A couple of nice tea-towels, a coaster of two, and we’ll be done. But somehow, everything we saw was either way overpriced, or junk. Worse still, half of the items we saw were made in China. Is this overpriced, tacky, imported rubbish stuff really what we sell to visitors to remind them of Australia?

Fortunately, we found salvation at a local market: delicious local food items with a unique Australian twist. Macadamia nut fudge. Redgum honey nougat. Quandong jam. Wattleseed tea. Bush tomato chutney. Yum!

Throw in a few bottles of Aussie wine, bought duty-free, and we think we’ll be set. Who doesn’t like getting a gift they can eat?

When you think about traditional Australian food the damper must be right up there. It also happens to be really easy to make and pretty cheap to make. I don’t know about the nutritional value, to be fair it probably isn’t that good for you, but in saying that I can’t see how bad it would be at the same time.

Now if you’ve ever checked out any of my recipes before you’ll know that I’m not big on rules and measurements. When I go into the kitchen I’m not interested in measuring every little thing out so you may have to experiment.

So what do you need?

• 2 to 3 cups of self raising flour
• about a third of a cup or milk
• pinch of salt
• 3 table spoons of butter
• golden syrup
• some more butter

Mix the salt and flour together in a bowl, mix the butter into the flour until it forms a fine crumb mixture (look, if you want more butter, I’m not going to complain). Mix in the water or if you’re feeling posh, milk until it forms a dough. There are some who add a couple of teaspoons of sugar to the mix too, I can go either way on that.

Pop the dough on a tray and put in the pre-warmed oven, what temperature? Ummm like I’m currently using a really old gas oven so I have no idea, um 300? Take a guess and keep an eye on it.

As soon as it has risen and browned on the top take it out, cut it up (or rip it up), spread butter and golden syrup and Robert’s a guy that your aunt married.

I was thinking about Australian food, and writing about it, when I saw this list of great moments in takeaway food, Aussie style. Here we go, see whether you agree with the list.

#1) The Chiko Roll

Believe it or not, I used to actually like these. God knows why, now.

#2) Hamburger with beetroot

Errr, no thanks. Preferably no tomato either. Just bacon, egg, cheese, onion, lettuce please.

#3) Pizza with pineapple

Again, no thanks. Pineapple does not belong on a pizza.

#4) Hot chips

Yep, and apparently we prefer fat ones to the skinny french fries type. I can’t argue with that.

#5) Pad Thai

Mmm, nice enough but I’d hardly put it in the top 10 takeaways. The author of the list claims it is close to replacing spaghetti bolognaise as the national noodle. I doubt it myself, how can you beat spag bol?

#6) Gosleme

Yeah right! Again, I like it, but I hardly think its up there with the Aussie-est of takeaway cuisine. I reckon the guy who wrote the list needs to get out of Sydney’s inner suburbs.

#7) Potato scallops

Depending where you’re from, aka potato cakes. Mmmm, yum! Although I must say that the Greasy Joe’s near my work must have the greasiest scallops in the known universe. No matter how hungry you are, and no matter how tempting they may look, you always regret it when you bite into one.

#8) The Neenish tart

Nice enough, but I don’t think they are up there with lamingtons, vanilla slices etc. And what about cream buns, custard tarts, and my personal favourite, matchsticks (speaking of which, anyone know where you can get these anymore, I’ve not been able to track them down anywhere near home?)

Some other things suggested as iconic Aussie takeaways.

Whenever I see one of these, I wonder who the hell ever thought it would be a good idea to stick a frankfurt or sausage on a stick, dip it in batter then deep fry it?

The pie floater. This is a South Australian specialty, a pie in a sea of pea soup. Sounds lovely (not?). I’ll defer to our SA colleagues to convince readers of the delights of one of these.

The sausage sandwich (this is an elaborate one with not only onion but bacon too). Where would school fetes, sporting teams and just about everything else be without the funds raised by selling sausages wrapped in bread?

Honourable mention also goes to the baked bean jaffle, the meat pie and sauce and fried dim sims.

But here’s my favourite mention in the list - not because I particularly like them, just the name (which I must admit to never having heard until now). Readers, I present to you, …….

The Snot Block.

(also known in more civilised circles as the vanilla slice).

Over to you readers now …. got any delicacies of fast food greatness that you think are Australian icons?