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Have you ever wanted to join the exciting field of aviation journalism? Have you ever seen a story of horror on a plane caused by what, outside of overzealous media, would have been a simple situation on a plane? Then, here’s the solution for you: The Lazy Journalist’s Plane Story Generator.

Yes, now you can detail the horror on board a plane featuring an instant quote from a horrified, terrified, or just plain upset passenger! Their quote will always describe the exact emotion that they, along with all their fellow passengers, were feeling in the cabin.

You even get a photo of a real airplane - some of them have even flown! These photos are perfect to go along with your story, no matter what airline it affects and what type of airplane which the “instant” tragedy befell. (Well, you know that the public really doesn’t care if the pictured plane doesn’t match the details - the horror is enough! )

In case you were wondering, The Lazy Journalist’s Plane Story Generator was created a few years back by Snoskred, who is an avid fan of aviation along with her Other Half. And, yes, this was the inspiration behind the tremendously popular Lazy Blogger’s Post Generator.

Just as an example of what kind of heart-wrenching story you can “write” with The Lazy Journalist’s Plane Story Generator, here you go -

Flight Goes Horribly Wrong

Foreign passengers told of their dread aboard a Melbourne bound Ansett flight which was strong armed to return to Darwin yesterday due to running out of Kath & Kim episodes.

Some passengers were disappointed that the 247 passengers were told few details of the unpleasant incident.

They said the plane “Flew slowly with the engines screaming like Shannon Noll trying to sing” before turning around.

As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the BAe PA-31 landed.

Passenger Mr Tahiti last night was still recovering from the ordeal.

“It’s a good thing I was wearing the brown underwear”, the passenger said.

So, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and try your hand at the challenging field of aviation journalism - and do just a little bit less work than the real journos do - by using The Lazy Journalist’s Plane Story Generator! You know you want to.