Australia’s Next Top Model - Mile High Club Edition

3. June 2008, 17:52 UhrAustralia's Next Top ModelSnoskred

Tonight - the models take to the runway in the sky and a bikini photo shoot! Liveblogging coming up soon..

Demelza does a bit of bitching to start off the show. Why doesn’t that come as a big surprise? Then there is some babble about Alex sabotaging the girls with the fat muffins. But who cares, people are flying to Fiji. Let us get to the airport!

They are flying Pacific Blue to Fiji. On the way, they are told they will have to do a catwalk show on the flight. This could be interesting - the girls have to put on their own make up in the seats with turbulence! And then they have to get changed in those tiny toilets. Damn, look how many people are squeezed into those seats!

Alyce made it look cheap, Caris was good, Alex was also good. Demelza looked pretty unhappy. They finish the show and then land in Fiji, where they proceed to make some pretty stupid statements and do a lot of screaming on the bus. They go for a beach sunset walk. They they get leid. Not laid. Lei-d.

The resort is very lovely. They proceed to kill the peace and annoy all the other guests staying there by talking loudly, screaming and shouting. Grrr!

The girls have to do a photo shoot. Jonathon tells them they have to get it right or else they will be in the bottom two. The photographer wants them to pose “real” and “really subtle”.

Alex has trouble being subtle and also trouble with her mouth thanks to the collagen. Alyce grasps her pole like it is a phallic object and finds it hard to relax. Demelza does ok. It is very windy there!

Rebecca needs pumping up from Jonathon. Sam needs to learn to work her eyes. Caris has a little bawl and then goes on to win the challenge. Demelza has a bitch about that, as per usual. Jonathon tells her she won it because she was the best. Caris picks Alex and then Demelza bitches about Alex. Maybe we should change the name of the show to Demelza Bitches?

The losers have to clean the resort lolz! That is so funny. Caris and Alex also get a day at the resort spa. Alex and Caris throw a frog at the girls - poor frog, I hope that wasn’t a chlorine pool!

The girls who have to clean are given uniforms and have to report to the laundry. Apparently the laundry is also where the dirty dishes are put. They have to clean them all. Then they have to do the laundry, clean a villa, and then rake seaweed off the beach. They jump in the pool with their uniforms on when they are done.

Oh look, Jodhi mail in a bottle in the pool. The mail says it is time for the bikini shoot. They are sent by boat to an island, where Jonathon and some bloke are waiting for them. A plane is also arriving and on it Jodhi! Well, they could have put her in a bottle and had her float in as a surprise.

They are shooting Tiger Lily swimwear. I have to say the swim wear is quite pretty. Rebecca goes first. She does ok but is a bit stiff and doesn’t take initiative. Sam does a great job and gets beaten up by the waves a bit. Caris doesn’t impress the photographer when she turns up but something happens when she is photographed.

Demelza also nails it. Alex honestly looks so odd with her lips, it is just weird. Alyce is next and she doesn’t do very well. Jonathon says she is struggling with the basics.

Elimination time.. I’m guessing it is goodbye to Alyce, but we will see. Magically the girls are back in the big warehouse of Elimination. They must have flown back and not shown us that.