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Coming up around 7:30 tonight - sabotage and collagen injections! Join me here on the blog for the live blogging.. 8 girls remain - who will be Australia’s Next Top Model?

Demelza starts us rolling by showing us her usual nastiness saying she is pretty happy Alamela left because everyone else is so close.

The girls find some bizarre dancers in the yard who give them Jodhi mail, which makes them realise this wek is about movement and dance. The girls are given tutus and dance outfits. Leiden is in a pink tutu. Damn, it is times like this I wish I could take screenshots, cos that is so darned funny.

There’s a bit of lightning and thunder here, so if I get cut off sorry everyone! Then Leiden sits down and refuses to do the dancing - next they get into hip hop outfits and have to learn to hop hiply. Leiden is totally not into it. And then they are taught to “Vogue” - poor girls, they don’t know what vogueing is. Parents, aren’t you teaching your kids history, like Madonna?

They have to wear another hilarious outfit - leotards with suspenders. The guy teaching them to dance lays into Leiden saying she is here and thousands of girls who wanted to be on the show aren’t, so she isn’t being fair. Leiden storms off - if it is possible to storm in suspenders and fishnets. But the guy is right - she isn’t being fair and it seems like she doesn’t want to be in the competition anymore.

The guy tries to talk to Leiden but she’s pretty upset. The girls are put into pairs and asked to choreograph a routine to show the judges. Leiden is paired with Alex and Alex is not very happy about it cos Leiden is not taking it seriously. And frankly Leiden is really annoying this week.

The next day a bunch of balls start falling down the staircase and a big yellow ball has Johdi mail in it. I guess this answers last week’s question about how many lame ways can Johdi mail appear.

The girls are sent to the Cargo Bar - I’ve been there - they have wicked salads - and they have to parade the new Levi’s collection in front of a shedload of people. Of course, Leiden is not happy. They are put with Leah Howard who is a fairly famous choreographer and they will also be dancing with*boys which freaks Demelza out a little.

Some band called the Pot Bellies are singing live. I’ve never heard of them but all the girls seem to have and when they sing I do recognise one of the songs. Jamie rocks it - two weeks in a row. Leiden made it clear she was miserable. Alyce also rocks it.

Jonathon says it is chaos with people going out at the wrong times wearing the wrong outfits. But in the end it all turns out ok and there are two winners - Jamie and Alyce. The winners are going to appear in a Sony music video for some mate of Jonathon’s. They get to pick a friend so Rebecca and Sam are going with them.

The losers are going to be the flying lips in the video clip. The winners make fun of them which upsets Demelza - aww, what a shame, can dish it out but can’t take it huh?

The winners have to strut and wear helmets - very George Michael. Oops, the power almost went out - if I lose my Austar I will have to put the live blogging on hold.

Bec and Alyce try to chat up the talent. Alex decides to play a prank by making up a recipe rather than cooking what is a recipe from the skinny cookbook with a shedload of calories. That’s totally not nice! She’s trying to make them all fat.

Oh, here is this ad for some football show hosted by Brian McFadden. The ad makes me wonder what Delta Goodrem sees in him - what a pretty boy hair cut! I’ll have to check out the show just to see if I can work it out. Not for long, cos I don’t like football. Maybe half an episode.

Next the girls are going to do a photo shoot for an Australian legend, involving male models. The client is Peter Alexander, the pyjama king. Alyce is very excited because she has an obsession with his pyjamas. Leiden ends up lying on her model in all kinds of weird poses. She does ok - and she needs to.

Caris is next and she thrills the client who thinks she could be a supermodel. Alex is next. It turns out that her lips have been enhanced with collagen, which is why she struggles to have more than one expression. She has no control over her lips. Which is a shame cos the pose involves sitting on two male models and it looks pretty cool.

Next is Alyce - she also gets to pose on the boys. She wears them out and she doesn’t do very well - and Jonathon mentions there was a lot of weight to carry - Alex’s sabotage has been working. Rebecca also sucks. The client walks off the shoot and is very unhappy with her.

Sam is asked to do her shoot topless. She handles it very well and the client is impressed. Jamie is next and the guy has very cute pink underwear on. She didn’t do very well, sadly. Demelza is next and she gets to sit on both boys also.

We’re having quite a storm here. I’m surprised I still have power actually. Elimination time - Johdi is in a purple dress. Just FYI.  And then she tells us the prizes, as usual. Yes, fascinating seeing as we don’t win them. But they have to tell us so the people giving the prizes get some value. Peter Alexander and the photographer from the shoot are the guest judges.

The girls have to do their original dance routines, some of which have the judges laughing till they cry but not necessarily for good reasons. Peter tells Caris he wants to hire her regardless of the outcome of the competition.

Alex Perry thinks Rebecca is secretly dead. It is entirely possible.

Next week the girls are going to a tropical island - but there are 8 girls and only 6 tickets, which means two girls are out. I suspect it is goodbye Rebecca and Alyce but Leiden is also at risk.

Caris is safe - Demelza - Sam - Alex (she of the collagen lips) - Rebecca - the final three are Alyce, Jamie and Leiden. So who gets to go on the trip?

Alyce - what a shock! I would have thought it would be Jamie. And it’s a cry-fest with a lot of hugging. Leiden gets what she wants, which is to go home. She recognises it is down to her attitude.

Next week - modeling on a Virgin Blue flight to Fiji, and a tropical bikini shoot. Who will sink - and who will swim?