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What is in store for us tonight? Who knows - but one point of interest is the show runs a little longer than usual. Is that because of the Giant Hairy Beaver, or is there something else afoot? All Aboard the Top Model Live Blogging to find out.. starting very shortly!

So we start out the show with Demelza trying to minimise and excuse her bad behaviour from last week. Sorry, it won’t work Demelza. People saw what they saw and you can’t change it with a weak apology.

A scooter ad shows up with Johdi Mail. How many lame ways can they have the mail show up? The models are taken to Naked Communications who are apparently a brand strategy and communications company. It is quickly shown that spelling education in Australia is dismal, with the words passionate and intelligent spelled incorrectly. I wonder if they would have managed to spell Naked right, even with a huge sign out the front.

Then there is some lame brands you would like to represent exercise. The girls are sent off to get dressed up in outfits that represent their brands. Alamela puts on a fake french accent which is actually pretty good. That is one of the harder accents! Leiden arrives with a pom accent which is also a really difficult accent. Alyce has no idea what she’s doing and basically sucks. Caris freezes up and panics even though she is supposed to be the “actress” of the group. Jonathon says she doesn’t believe in herself and he’s sick of tghe tears.

Demelza is supposed to be Gucci but Jonathon says it was just more Demelza. Terrible - and she needs to be punished, he says. Amen to that!

Maybe the reason for the extended show is the huge amount of ads - they seem to go on and on. Oh, an ad for the grand final of American Idol with the two Davids - Cook and Archuleta. Fox 8 are showing us the results show live at 10am on Thursday.

Charlotte is waiting for the girls in a carpark with a Ford Fiesta Zetec. (I thought they were getting an XR-4? Ripped off girls, a Zetec isn’t as good as a XR-4) So the girls have to do an ad for this car. He splits the girls into three groups to compete against each other. The girls are styled in the theme of their favourite designer from yesterday’s Naked thing. Jamie was put into lingerie as she wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model.

The girls start to have a whinge that Sam complains about everything, which is hilarious considering they are whinging about Sam complaining about everything!

Wow, how good does Jamie look in that white lingerie? Alamela thinks bending over a car bonnet is the sexy look Jonathon has been asking her to show him. The first group thinks they did great.

Alex, Demelza and Leiden are in one group together. Charlotte thinks Demelza is like a big furry hairy huntsman dropped on someones car.

The last group put Charlotte to sleep. Rebecca looks like she belonged on the Satisfaction series on Showcase, which is an Aussie show about a brothel.

The winners of todays challenge go to Brisbane and then work for Holeproof Nothing, and then are taken to dinner and treated like princesses. Leiden won it for group number two, which sadly contains the Mega Beyotch Demelza.

The girls return home to see Johdi who has brought them care packages from their friends and family. Sam didn’t get anything much other than fluffy toys and she is all upset about it because the other girls got letters and other goodies.

The winning girls are sent to Brisbane where they are doing a show for Holeproof. Alex was trying to be sultry but not skanky, Leiden looks amazing. Demelza probably looks nice but frankly I am finding it hard to see her as pretty these days. After the show the girls are sent to dinner with mocktails and much bitching.

The next day the girls are sent to NIDA. Jonathon is there with a camera crew, and now, it is apparently big hairy beaver time. Anyone who has watched much tv lately knows what the beaver is all about - an advertising campaign for U has been using the beaver as a marketing tool. The judges will see their best take at elimination.

This is difficult because the girls have to walk and talk at the same time! Jonathon appears with the giant hairy beaver and the girls are told to share the beaver. Jonathon fits in as many lame beaver jokes as possible “Don’t want to break the beaver today girls”. And finally some of the girls begin to understand the concept of the beaver, but Demelza has never heard of it and thinks it can’t be true - she thinks the other girls are lying to her.

This is one reason why the beaver campaign doesn’t actually work that well, but frankly it is one of the better campaigns for the female sanitary items that I’ve ever seen - most of the other ads are pretty stupid.

Sam is up first, and she does it with some odd American accent, but she does ok. Leiden says she sucked. And she did! Plus she manages to get it all round the wrong way. But she is extremely amusing!

Alyce finds it hard to pick up the box of tampons. She thinks she could have gone better. Jamie absolutely rocks it, she does brilliantly. Alamela thinks she did great but there is a lot of stops in her lines, odd pauses. Alex looks great but she’s not much chop. Caris has stunning eyes.

Demelza is asked to kiss the random male model. She completely loses her brain, and forgets her lines. She leaves a large deposit of lipstick on the poor model. It was a joke from Jonathon - she has to do it again without the kissing, and she was so mad at Jonathon that she can’t deliver the last line without giving a very cold look to camera.

And now after a shedload more ads, it is elimination time. Johdi is wearing a smoking hot outfit and shows them the prizes - it is just a Zetec. Aww. The girls are shown their ads. Leiden is told her attitude sucks. Alamela has to find the clown within. Sam is asked about her fake accent. Jamie is proclaimed Queen of the Beavers.

Alex says Demelza is lazy, one dimensional, and thinks that being pretty is enough to get her by. Sounds like Karma might finally catch up with Queen Beyotch. However Leiden’s attitude is starting to be annoying to the judges. They also think that Alyce and Rebecca aren’t safe either.

Safe - Jamie - Sam - Caris - Alex - Leiden - Demelza (OH NO!) - Rebecca -

Alyce and Alamela are the final two.

And it is goodbye Alamela - Alyce is safe for another week. It is a shame - it almost seems unfair that the nasty beyotches get to stay while Alamela is sent home.

Next week - sabotage and sexy male models and what looks like a double elimination. What could be more fun? See you next Tuesday.