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Coming up in live blogging tonight – The Dapto Dogs moon Sydney!

Jonathon arrives and announces that Modeling is a Serious Business, giving the girls a frosty and scary stare. Then he says he is going away until their photo shoot, which scares the girls because they are not sure how they can manage without him. But it is ok, because some girl named Mink is going to manage them, and some dorky guy named Trevor is also there. Yes, we miss Jonathon’s fierce beauty already!

So they are going to be taught to catwalk, and Alex as usual thinks she is brilliant at it, but she actually is overacting. Mink and Trevor think that Leiden looks like she wants to hit them. They find Alamela hilarious and like a cabaret performance.

Mink does a walk and she is very good at it. Plus she was wearing a cute pink dress, which helps. Then they make the girls walk on sand. Then they make them walk in a trench coat and underwear. After some pretty pink trenchcoats, Mink and Trevor ream Alex saying she isn’t trying hard enough and Alex doesn’t like it.

Then it is Johdi Mail time. Tomorrow they have to dress like models. Okay then!

Demelza suddenly decides to bully Alamela and throws a water balloon at her in the kitchen, and then Demelza picks up a vase and pours water on her. Then more of the girls start picking on her because they aren’t getting a reaction. Note to self – these girls is nasty, and Karma is going to come back to them as a surprise. Perhaps I am psychic?

The girls meet Jodhi at Priscillas Model Management. The girls are being sent out on castings. They’re being sent to three places none of which I have ever heard of. The girls have to work out where they are going. I’ve driven in Sydney. Good luck with that!

Leiden tries to put clothes on while wearing high heels. lol. The other group of girls are late for their meeting with some grey haired fashion bloke named Nicola??, and he tells them off. Another group is seeing a long haired chick with gorgeous clothes who likes Alex’s look.

Leiden puts Nicola’s dress on backwards. Yeah, I don’t know how anyone could tell which way round it was supposed to go. Well, that was all very confusing.

Priscilla tells them off for being late, and Alyce wins the challenge. She picks Rebecca and Demelza – They get South Sea Pearls to the value of about $6,000 and then they get to pick three dresses from the designers, and then they get a photoshoot. The losers have to get on treadmills in high heels. Yeah that sounds like it meets with occupational health and safety requirements, NOT!

Uhoh – the photo shoot is in the girls backyard. I have a sneaking suspicion this is when the mooning is going to happen. So Alex, Rebecca and Leiden show not only the girls, but the photographer, the other photo shoot people, and possibly most of Sydney their butts in broad daylight.

Alamela finally reacts to their nastiness. The girls are pleased to have got a reaction from Alamela at last. I don’t think they will be so pleased when they get a reaction from the judges to their butt display.

Off to the photo shoot, and today it is for Alex Perry. Wow, Jonathon looks like he had his hair dyed brown. Alex tells them they have to fit into a standard size 8 to take photos for his “look book” and if they don’t, they get to take a seat and have a coffee because he doesn’t have anything else to fit them. Alex brings out his guarantee – a model who will get in the book if they don’t. And she’s really pretty. And fierce. And wearing something truly God Awful (ie fashionable). And they all seem a bit threatened by her.

Maybe it is just me, but the holeproof butts ad seems wildly appropriate for this particular episode. It shows a lot of butts!

Alex says Belinda was more painful than err, he has no words. He calls it dead in the water. Alyss was amazing and did extraordinary things to the clothes. Alex (the model, not the designer) has to deliver. They put her in a gorgeous dress. Alex Perry thinks she has catty little eye but they work. Leiden fits into a size 8 but she can’t really breathe. Alamela was actually a bit small for the clothes. They try another outfit. Well that is an excuse to eat some Lindt!

Rebecca needs a lot of direction and needed to be spoon fed. Demelza gets put into a gorgeous gold outfit. I have to say, Alex Perry makes some brilliant clothes. Alex keeps back Alexandra, Demelza and Alyce to take some extra shots.

Demelza was put in Alamela’s outfit and she rubs it in so Alamela tells Demelza she heard someone say Demelza needs to lose some weight. Demelza is quite a nasty beeyotch. They finally make Alamela snap, even though Alamela said earlier in the show that she doesn’t react and she doesn’t care. Demelza has apparently been bullied in the past, and now she’s taking an opportunity to bully a girl herself. And can I just say, I personally think Demelza has big bubble fish eyes that are fairly ugly, but her insides are MUCH more ugly than the outside, and she is putting that on display. A “pretty” girl can quickly morph into an ugly girl by being a nasty bully. So Demelza, when you Google yourself and read this, I hope you feel as ashamed as you *should* feel – that behaviour is very ugly.

Jungle Girl Rebecca (who also has displayed some pretty ugly behaviour this week) hopes Alamela is going home.

Ooh – that photographer *is* very cute.

Jodhi announces that they have heard about some nasty behaviour. Charlotte christens the girls the “Dapto” dogs because that is what they think of them. They really rip the models a new one. But I think they should have shown us more of it!

Alex Perry makes Demelza cry – there’s that karma. Alex says Jungle Girl Rebecca is a moose, and he wanted to get out an air rifle and shoot her. Whoa! Charlotte hopes her bag packing skills are better than her modeling skills. Here’s hoping she is the one they kick off because she really deserves it.

The last two are – Rebecca and Belinda. And they save Rebecca – sending Belinda home. Well, four weeks ago she had no idea how to walk in heels, so she’s come a long way.

Next Week, a giant hairy beaver. Sounds like fun!