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I spotted in the previews that one of the girls goes from scary reddish brown to bottle blonde this week - so this should be an interesting show!

Someone arrives at the house with a box - when the girls open it, it is full of butterflies! Leiden decides to lick one of them - poor butterfly, who knows where that tongue has been?

The girls are sent to the Mahogany Salon. Jodhi is wearing some kind of garbage bag trenchcoat. Is that to protect her from the hair dye? Perhaps it is Kevlar in case one of the girls decides to shoot her.

Leiden - bottle blond. Caris = not much. Jamie gets hair extensions. Jungle Girl Rebecca gets Naomi Campbell - here’s hoping they’re not taking her somewhere on a plane, I guess.

Caris is doing a crying - Jonathon goes to talk to her - is something bothering you? Maybe there’s fumes from the hair dye. But Caris says it is because she is not used to living with so many people.

Leiden says she has bush pig eyebrows - well they’ll match her personality nicely, right?

EEK! Alamela has a short bob! Caris is still not happy but that color brings out her eyes. Alexandra thinks hers is a step back - she’s done Cleopatra before and it is so 1000BC.

Now the girls have new hair, they are going to be on a catwalk tomorrow. Alexandra has a long whinge and calls people pigs for doing it to her. Whoa, nice attitude! Then she gets on the phone and cries to hey boyfriend, who claims he knows better than the judges.

Next - the girls find their sea legs.

They are sent to the navy base and board the HMAS Melbourne. They will have an audience of 100 sailors. The girls are done up as 50’s bombshell models. Alex has another whinge, this time to Jonathon. He says he will give her something to cry about later. Hmm, that sounds ominous. lol.

Sailors have nice shoes - they look like white Doc Martens. Normally I would say no to white shoes but these look cute. Jordan, Steph and Jodhi are in the audiene. Poor Bec can’t see - her contact lenses have not arrived.

One of the 16 year olds - Demelza - decides to flash her undies at the sailors. A breast almost falls out. Leiden admits that she’s seen everyone’s breasts in the house. The audience’s hands must be hurting as in every shot they are all clapping. Ouch!

Demelza is the sailors choice. Jonathon says she went from fashion to smut. Alexandra is the fashion choice. They get $11,000 to spend but it is from the hottest designers so that money won’t go far. The losers have to clean the house. Leiden says she’s not going to do it.

The girls go off on their shopping spree. Wow, three pairs of jeans for a few grand. They don’t seem to have a lot to show for their 11 grand.

How unfortunate that Alex won because I was looking forward to Jonathon making her cry. He’s extremely good at it, we’ve seen it before.

Now the girls are off to a fashion shoot. OH NO - it is the God of makeup with killer eyebrows, Napoleon Perdis. Is it just me, or is Napoleon gay? I don’t know for sure or anything.

Caris delivers. Kristy isn’t symmetrical and not the face of Napoleon Perdis. Alex is a bit like Nicole Kidman (without the talent, or the height, or the red hair, or Tom Cruise as an ex husband, or the bank account). Rebecca was amazing and done very quick. Alamela is very cold and shaking. He bores Napoleon - he says it is like she drowned. Well water can be dangerous that way.

Leiden is scary, according to Jonathon. I agree! Why do all the girls have really ugly blue fingernails? Napoleon gives Alamela another chance. Jonathon thinks she should be eliminated because she sucks, a lot.

This shoot is a good example of why modelling is difficult - you try opening your eyes and posing sexily while water is sprayed into your face? The girls go out to a yacht club to get smashed and pick up men while the under age girls create them a party at home. Leiden decides she would rather pick up her fellow models. Alex finds a feral to kiss. Eew.

Rebecca gives Leiden a lap dance. The girls stay a lot longer than they were supposed to and Alex is caught with her feral outside. Leiden destroys her own birthday cake. Then its time for a food fight! Demelza is upset because she slaved over that cake.

Alex rings her boyfriend to tell him she kissed a feral and asks if he still wants her. Well if I were him I’d be like no way, I’m kicking you to the kerb, you hoity toity feral kissing ho!

Elimination time! The heel clunking pack reaches the judges. Now Jodhi appears to be wearing some kind of bullet belt - or a belt that looks like it was made to hold bullets. Is she cold, or something? Where’s her cleavage?

Charlotte, Alex, and Napoleon and the photographer from this week’s shoot are the judges. Ouch - Belinda’s pic is evil. Leiden doesn’t want to be here and she cries. Judging time. They’re talking so fast I can’t type it all. Alex Perry thinks Leiden looks like Frankenstein.

Safe are - Rebecca - Alexandra - Emma - Samantha - Caris - Jamie - Alyss - Leiden - Alamela - Demelza - Kristy and Belinda are the final two.

And it’s goodbye to… … Kristy. She thanks them for the opportunity, and leaves.

Next week - crocs, snakes, clowns, bootcamp, and a scary shoot.

And my final note - I can’t STAND Alexandra. She is pure evil!