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Oh dear. Less than 4 minutes into the show, we have found out who the feral is – Leiden does a somewhat scary burp! And we’ve also found out that Australian parents are naming their children some weirdo names these days.

Oh, so for fun we’re going to ask the girls some questions to get to know them, and then put them in bikinis to walk. Two at a time.

Jonathon makes it clear that if you don’t have a flesh colored G-string, don’t turn up on his set – it is the ticket to ride!

Alamela and Kamila have their turn. Whee, Alamela is going to be the mega beeyotch!

The gigglers. I missed their names but wow, what gorgeous hair, those long black curls.

Caris and Demelza – jelly botty! Alex says there’s nothing wrong with that but you have to fit the clothes.

Belinda – Alex says she’s fruity hehe.

Emma doesn’t think she is beautiful but she clearly is – she is the one I most remember from the ad because she was so graceful.

Alexandra gets tired when she reads books, so she’d fallen asleep by the time she was called. She’s a fashionista. But she can’t walk and she thinks she’s better than she is.

Samantha is the exotic looking one, very pretty.

Jonathon is looking pretty as always.

Next they’re going to film the ad we’ve been watching, which should be fun to watch. Though not as fun as last year’s ad where they had the models beating each other up.

And now for the millions of ads.

Welcome to the Top Model house, which is as always luxurious. And they get presents. Then they have to make rules for everyone to follow, which brings out the nasty in Alamela.

Oh look, a pop up television! And Jodhi appears on it telling them their first challenge is tomorrow.

Having seen the ad so many times I have to give amazing credit to the hair and make up people because almost all the girls don’t look anything like they do in the ad.

Jungle girl Rebecca has to hold a snake and it freaks her out quite a bit. The snake weighs 19KG and is 9 foot long! Whoa. Emma has some trouble not looking like a potato when they drop her. Belinda is on a harness snowboarding and she does a great job. Alamela is the ninja schoolgirl but she can’t scream and proves she isn’t as good as she thinks she is.

Belinda takes a tumble when running across some material. Alyss has to do her part in one take and she nails it.

At the end of it all they find out that the winner of the challenge means exemption from elimination. Alyss wins!

Oh btw I might be spelling some of these names wrong because they put crazy letters and silent letters and all kinds of shizzle in their names these days. Ad time!

Now they get to take a group shot for the Vogue website. Tan lines are bad and tanning is not healthy. Then there are a lot of bruises and band aids. That segment was fairly boring, I nearly went to sleep. Ads again!

Unfortunately I’ve had some technical issues here, so I missed quite a bit of goings on, sorry! Grr that’s really thrown me for a loop there. Darned WordPress did the blank link box and then wouldn’t let me close it.

The girls are all asked to name the three people they think can be the next top model. Not surprisingly only one of them doesn’t say “Me” or “Myself” – that was Belinda. The judges have a chat and they don’t seem to agree, so who knows who is going home? Now ads for like 3 hours.

Alyss is safe – so is – Demelza – Alamela – Carys – Leiden – Belinda – Alex(andra?) Kristy – Jamie – Rebecca – Samantha – Emma and Kamila are the last two.. who will go home?

Wow, how tall is Emma, she’s towering over the other girl. And it’s goodbye to Kamila. Her journey is over, and what a short one it was! Only one photo to look at. But at least she got all those cool presents.

Next week – Hello Sailor! And it looks like makeover week, will there be tears? I’m thinking yes. And Jordan – my favourite from last year – makes a guest appearance.